- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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