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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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