- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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