- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

I like school Said no one ever.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

homosexual rights to marriage

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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