- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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