How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Turkey Balls

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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