- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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