- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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