What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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