Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Homo say what?

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I <3 Hitler

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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