- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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