theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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