knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

this website is a bad joke

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

whats a joke

Matt is a Duster!

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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