What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

You are joking right?

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

So a bar walks into a man...

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Anti Joke

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