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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

women's rights.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Matthew Wyckoff

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Don't believe in Atheists.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

why did the blue berry cross the road

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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