Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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