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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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