- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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