- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Knock Knock Who's there

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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