What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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