mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What is green and slow Grass.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

where's mom I killed her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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