- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

why did your mum die young because she had canser

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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