- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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