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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Obama = ebola

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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