Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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