- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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