- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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