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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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