- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

how do you call someone? use a phone

i saw amango it splootered

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Canadians

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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