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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Knock Knock. Come in.

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