On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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autistic kids rock

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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