What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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