- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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