- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

the economy.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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