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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Knock Knock. Come in.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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