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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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