- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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