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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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