- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

I am a mime

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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