What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

I'm homeless.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

My spelling is horrible

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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