what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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