Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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bite me

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Jesus Christ

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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