There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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