- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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