- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A pope meets another one

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

roses are red poo is poo

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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