- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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