- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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