person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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