- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Immigration Laws

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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