What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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american idol

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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