What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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whats 2+2? 4

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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No your aunties a joke

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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