What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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