- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Faithful men.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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