I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Anti Joke

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