What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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