What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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12 niqqa 12.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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