What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Black people stink of shite!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Women's Rights

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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