You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

You're welcome. On to the next house.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

What's just not right? Left

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

men, men like men= men+bed

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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