What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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