- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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