- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Gus's mom

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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