Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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