How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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womens rights.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Chlamydia

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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