- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

I don't believe in giraffes.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

why are balck people black because they are

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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