Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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