- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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