Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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