- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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