- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

the WNBA.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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