What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

A lot eh?

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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