- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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