All of these jokes are about white people

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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