- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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