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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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