- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

A guy walks into a bar

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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