What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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