- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What has two legs? Half a cat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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