What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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