What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Get up Look in the mirror

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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