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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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