Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Homo say what?

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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I <3 Hitler

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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