- Anti Joke

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What is white and black and red all over.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.