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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

what's funny about war? nothing!

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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