Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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The New York Giants

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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