Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What are annoying? Ads.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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