Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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first

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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poopy is poopy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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