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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

This is a random Anti joke.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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