- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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