Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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A car walks into a bar.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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