Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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ecks! why zee?

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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How about that airline food?

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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jews

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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