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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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