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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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