- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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