- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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