- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

whats hairy and crys your mom

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Justin Bieber.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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