Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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