What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

thumb_up thumb_down +2

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

thumb_up thumb_down +2

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

thumb_up thumb_down +2

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

all these jokes are horrible now

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

thumb_up thumb_down

Women.

thumb_up thumb_down

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

thumb_up thumb_down

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

thumb_up thumb_down

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

thumb_up thumb_down

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

thumb_up thumb_down

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

thumb_up thumb_down

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

thumb_up thumb_down

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops