- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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