Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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