- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

why dont they make black forks

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

My spelling is horrible

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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