Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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