- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

a black man walks out of popeyes

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A terrorist robs a walrus.

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