Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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A lot eh?

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Once upon a time a was born

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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