- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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