- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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