- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??