- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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