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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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