I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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