- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

^ That's not even funny ^

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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