Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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