- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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