- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

haha black people :D

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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