- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Jimmy Saville

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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