- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

France had one revolution

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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