Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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