What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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like if your cool

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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