what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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