- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Fat? Jesse Z

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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