- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

My dog barks when someones at the door.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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