- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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