Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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