- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

There was a chicken. It squarked.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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