What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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