why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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