Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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