- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Dead girls can't say no.

One, two, three, four and five

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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