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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Small Penis.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

binladin walks into the american seals

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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