Why are they the "living" daylights?

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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