- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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