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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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