- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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