A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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