Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Anti Joke

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