- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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