- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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