- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

haha black people :D

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

A American seeking into mexico

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