- Anti Joke

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What's stupid a light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Hello

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.