- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

i cant STAND cripple jokes

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

This is an anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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