whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Anti Joke

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