Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

silver bullet?

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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