- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

You are joking right?

Women's rights.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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