WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

I have a really funny joke.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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