Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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