- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

you will like this because i am black.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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