- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Where's my baby??

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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