whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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