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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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