Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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