- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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