- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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