Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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