Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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penis in the camel

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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