Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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