- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

this website even though its hilarious.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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