Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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