- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

A man did not like this site

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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