knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Justin Bieber

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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