- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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