- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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