what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Killing your friend as a joke.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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